Akpos Again...smh

By 08:12 Tue, 27 Nov 2012 Comments


That's how AKPOS was asked to come for a Party

with his DATE, Akpos went there with a

CALENDAR.

OCHUKO: Nice phone. Where did u buy it?..

AKPOS: I won it in a race..

OCHUKO: Which

race?..

AKPOS: Me, the phone owner & the Police.

TEACHER: Akpos, What does your father do?..

AKPOS: Whatever my mother says.

*in principals office* PRINCIPAL: Akpos, have a seat..

AKPOS: Thank you sir *picks up chair and

leaves*.

TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam

hall?..

AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the

questions I don't know.

OCHUKO: Akpos, why are you tiptoeing past the Chemist?..

AKPOS: Shhhh, I don't want to wake the SLEEPING PILLS.

OCHUKO: Akpos, why do u keep saying 'Good Morning Sir' to the mirror?..

AKPOS: Last nite, Ekaette told me to respect myself.


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