joke of D day
A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone:
â€œHi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?â€
â€œNo daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.â€ The little girl quipped.
â€œAfter a brief pause daddy says,â€œBut honey you havenâ€™t got an uncle Paul!â€
â€œOh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.â€
Brief pause,â€œUh okay then,this is what I want you to do:put the phone down on the table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom door,and shout to mommy that daddyâ€™s car has just arrived at the gate.â€
â€œOk daddy just a minute....â€
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, â€œDone it daddy.â€
"What happened honey?â€
â€œWell, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked,ran round the room screaming,tripp Âed over,and knocked her head on the staircase,now she is not moving at all.â€
â€œWhat about Uncle Paul?â€ asked Dad.
He jumped out the window into the swimming pool,but I guess he didnâ€™t know you emptied the water last week.He hit the bottom and I think heâ€™s dead.â€
After a really long pause this time...Daddy says,â€œSwimming pool,but we don't have a swimming pool! Is this 486-5731?â€
â€œNo,this is 486-5713â€
â€œSorry wrong number....!!!
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